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Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 3, 2006 at 2:53 pm

This List is From KiLIEer
My other car is a Sherman.
Tank drivers do it with Firepower
If you can read this, you're in ramdrill range
My child is the top fragger in elementary school
My child fragged your honor student
Nuke's are for lovers
Don't like my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-NUKE

These are my additions
This tank creates mass destruction.
These are the last words you will read.
I only read the war part in War and Peace.
If you can read this you will be hitting mines soon.
My guns are bigger than your guns.
Tread softly and carry a big stick

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on July 4, 2006 at 10:45 am

If my turret speed were faster!....
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.
Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.
Stop death on the road, Drive on the pavement.
My insurance number is E4T L34D, you'll need that soon.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 4, 2006 at 11:51 pm

*Bump*

Don't Shoot! I'm Reloading!

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 10:05 am

I can kill you if you can read this
You are approximately 200m away from me
Rearending is bad ... for you :twisted:

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 10:31 am

Warning, heavey vehicle
Please stay at least 2m behind (this is my minimum range)

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 2:14 pm

Reading may induce explosions
I like exploding pies
Did you notice that I fragged you yet?

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 3:14 pm

like my tank, it will be the last thing you see
you like explosions, you'll be in one soon
boom
let me turn my turret first


that's all I can think of :(

Level 14 Human Sr Code Monkey
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: lost in the evil lands, of soccer-mom piloted minivans....
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 7:42 pm

Caution: Driver detonates on impact
Let me introduce you to my little friend!
I Love Nukes!
Cannon ball!!! RUN!!!!!
RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!
Well I'll be a son of a gun!
They say I have an Explosive personality. WANNA TRY ME!!!!
You're no dog, but you're my b***h!!!
I'm gonna smash yer atoms!
Frag Nicely, Jeasus is Watching!
Nukes for Jeasus!
BLITZKRIEG!!!!!!!
Close only counts with Horseshoes, Handgrenades and NUCLEAR WEAPONS!!
Frag me once shame on you, frag me twice.. BU****IT!
Is that a nuke in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
HELL on TREADS!!
I Camped on Armageddon.... and it didn't work out.
CAUTION: Driver leaves a wake of devastation in his path
Don't follow me. I'm L>O>S>T

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on July 5, 2006 at 11:37 pm

Q-tips for sale over there
Wanna have a cup of tea and a serving of death?
Random tank on map
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Honk if you like shooting stuff

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 10:31 am

You wanna see my gun?
Mine's bigger than yours!


All I got...

Level 14 Human wizard
Alignment: Good
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 10:32 am

Honk if you love ramming into trees!
AI Tank

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 1:14 pm

I am death


Kilier it's Jesus not Jeasus

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 2:07 pm

If your reading this your already dead.
2 fast 4 u?
is that what you call a tank THIS is a tank.
I am become Death

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 2:14 pm

be careful you might shoot your eye out
you sure you can hit me?

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Lawful good
Location: T3h M00nz
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 9:58 pm

How's my driving?

This vehicle makes wide left turns.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 6, 2006 at 11:44 pm

This tank may stop suddenly due to nuclear explosions.
This tank takes part in drifting, power slides, and flying. Fallow with caution

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on July 7, 2006 at 10:36 am

Less talk more action

btw - that wasn't a bumper sticker... :P

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on July 7, 2006 at 2:45 pm

BUMPER TANKS!
Beware of falling objects

:mrgreen:

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on July 7, 2006 at 4:57 pm

if it moves i will destroy it.
slower traffic to the left please.
i hope you got good insurance you will need it.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on July 7, 2006 at 5:13 pm

You are at maximum 180 degrees to death
Does this bumper sticker make me look fat?
The power of ammo compells you!
Mobile tank: Just add gas

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