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Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on May 20, 2006 at 12:51 am

Just to get it over with, The Barbarian. Tallest target on the field.

OK, now for some reality..

Examples of Swine Trollers

Ford Expigdition, as if one oversized station wagon that doesn't handle or stop well weren't enough, they had to make it bigger.

Hummer, have you had one lately? Governor of California incensed that he can't park his Hummer in the state capital underground parking lot, it won't fit.

Cadillac Escalade; oppulance and excess at its best.

Porsche Cayenne; what were they thinking!?! They made the 959 for offroad and should have left it at that.

Fuel efficiency, well, these are trucks so they don't have to fulfill those rules.

Too bad the DMV doesn't force SUV owners to register their vehicles in the same way they do 'TRUCKS', then the owners would have to pay for commercial plates and commercial insurance rates.

Well, at least I get a little satisfaction drafting them...

If you drive one of these, you shouldn't be in the fast lane. If you drive one of these in fast lane, you've earned the $70.00+ per barrel we are paying.

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 11:42 pm

[url]http://www.mysanantonio.com/news/metro/stories/MYSA052506.fatalaccident.KENS.1eaf1402.html</a>

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 11:44 pm

[url]http://www.stopsuvs.org/html/rollover.htm</a>

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 11:55 pm

For you Hummer owners
[url]http://www.fuh2.com/submissions.php</a>

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on May 25, 2006 at 11:58 pm

This one is for those American Patriots driving SUVs
[url]http://www.stopsuvs.org/html/casualties.htm</a>