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Little Johnny on Politics

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Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 12:23 pm

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, What is Politics? Dad says, well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the Breadwinner of the family, so lets call me Capitalism. Mommy is the Administrator of the money so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, well, consider her the Working Class. Your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.Now go think about this and see if it makes since. ------So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what his dad had said. Later that night, he hears his little brother crying and runs to his room to find his little brothers diapers are very soiled. So the little boy goes to his parents room. Mom is sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he looks through the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.------The next morning, the little boy says to his father, Dad, I think i understand what politics are now. ------ Good son, tell me in your words then what politics are. ------The little boy replies, Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh%$!(Little Johnny walks away laughing)

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 4:49 pm

Aha!! Funny :P

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 7:25 pm

Wow... very good description of our society... o_O

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on April 21, 2006 at 7:47 pm

He read my mind somehow

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on April 22, 2006 at 12:57 am

Jeremy, that is our society. theres alot you need to learn it seems...