Wish granted, but the sun pulls the roof into it and burns it up.

I wish for ice cream.

Wish granted
but it melts

i wish for a dead rat.

[Granted] But the rat is resurrected and eats 2ndself.

Wish I had more bandwidth.

Wish granted, but you only got 1bps extra.
I wish for a doorknob.

[Granted] Except the doorknob melts the split-second you touch it.

Wished I had even more bandwidth.

*Wish granted, but you still only get one extra bit per second*
I wish for carrots.

Wish granted

but a rabbit eats them.

i wish for more airborn combat games.

Wish granted, but those games are impossible to get because they are floating in the air.

I wish for a lima bean.

Wish granted

but its stuck in a unbreakable locked box

i wish for rick to ban me (now im really running out)

Wish granted, we have a party.

I wish for Nn9 to come back.

*wish granted*

but we need to ban someone so bye bye 2ndself

i wish for some really nice person to come on here.

Wish granted, but Nitronumber9 runs them off
I wish for almonds.

*wish granted* I destroy them somehow

I wish I had special powers

[Granted] Except Challenge Space Yard overpowers you

I wish challenge spaceyard turned into a cuddly bunny rabit.

*wish granted* it is huge and flattens you accidently

I wish for an idea (ran out of ideas)

Wish granted, but it was a redundant idea.
I wish for nothing.

Granted, santa feels sorry for you and gives you stuff.

I wish for a perfect world that get's destroyed with a pen-sized nuke.

Wish granted
but you and me are the only ones left with a real nice girl :lol:

Je regrette que vous ne puissiez pas comprendre le français

*wish granted* but the wish granter thingy only understands English

I wish I knew what Nn9 said