*weapon turns to closest person (Nn9) and goes at speed of light*

*wreaks havoc in the past, making metors fall onto the arena, and an army of guys in bio-hazard-suits march in*

*Chews a hole in the space-time continum and watches the past, present, and future through hole while eating cheese*

[Narator] Meanwhile through this chaos no one has noticed Nn9 has been kidnapped , With only his skills and magic did Nn9 get this message out

Contacting anyone who can read me this is Nn9 callsign Night's helix 7 I have been kidnapped by a *static* who are building a weapon to destroy True love why i don't know yet but thanks to jujaga and his hole I have managed to get this message out they have taken every weapon i have *Static* code is 74*static*852 Dennis use that future we*static*n and i will do the rest *Message lost*

*fires future weapon*

[Narator] With Dennis firing the weapon the delovingater now has enough energy to fire totally anilating true love forever and ever.

Dennis this is Nn9 what did i tell you? Dennis fire the future weapon and all hope is lost just break me out and i will do the rest.

not what i needed blasted *static* 2nd *static* use the partical *static* and lets ho *static* *message lost*

I thought you were telling me to fire *frees Nn9*

{Somehow, manages to escape the exploding destroyer}

Challenge Space Yard Fighter: You failed to slice me up...


* Damage: [color=#404040:b559cfb4a1]0</em>
* Shields: [color=#00FFFF:b559cfb4a1]100</em>/[color=#FFFF00:b559cfb4a1]100</em> (regen. 0.000/s)
* Armor: [color=#00FFFF:b559cfb4a1]40</em>/[color=#00FFFF:b559cfb4a1]40</em> (regen. 0.000/s)
* Hull: [color=#00FFFF:b559cfb4a1]125</em>/[color=#FFFF00:b559cfb4a1]125</em> (regen. 1.500/s)
* Crew: Endless
* Energy: [color=#FFFF00:b559cfb4a1]0</em>/[color=#FFFF00:b559cfb4a1]0</em> (regen. 0.000/s)
* Experience: Novice (+0.00%)
* Modifiers: {Computer Core: Does not need crew to stay alive; Immune to Crew Toxins and Psychic Damage}


Challenge Space Yard Fighter: ... but I have no weapons. See you next turn.

{Fighter uses stand-alone warp drive to abandon area}

*Grabs CSYF and sits on it*
*Continues eating cheese*

[Narator] With only seconds remaining Nn9 grabs his magic staff and charges towards the enermy at full speed

Dennis i need you to find that partical cannon uplink thingy and place it at the centre of the building.

Current objectives
Destroy the Delovingater [incompleate]
Place the partical cannon uplink [incompleate]
Free Nn9 [compleate]
do not use the future weapon [failed]

*places the uplink which he secretly ate last night.*

Arrrggh! The Delovingater will make us all Homosexual!!!!1

*climbs into a giant blad-eagle mech and flys around dropping bombs*

*places the uplink which he secretly ate last night.*

Arrrggh! The Delovingater will make us all Homosexual!!!!1

*climbs into a giant blad-eagle mech and flys around dropping bombs*

Im going to enjoy this i think

the Delovingator will remove ALL love.

[Narator] With the uplink in place 2ndself has compleated another objective and has saved the world meanwhile Nn9 has once again vanished from the face of this time zone. Again


Current objectives
Destroy the Delovingater [incompleate]
Place the partical cannon uplink [compleate]
Free Nn9 [compleate]
do not use the future weapon [failed]
Escape alive [incompleate]

Dude, you're gonna enjoy being homosexual? I'm outa here.

*ejects from the mech and jumps through a random portal*

{Escaping immediately - using warp drive at a speed of 2000LS (lightseconds, not lightyears) /day}


* Damage: [color=#404040:d2edbaa5ec]0</em>
* Shields: [color=#00FFFF:d2edbaa5ec]100</em>/[color=#FFFF00:d2edbaa5ec]100</em> (regen. 0.000/s)
* Armor: [color=#00FFFF:d2edbaa5ec]40</em>/[color=#00FFFF:d2edbaa5ec]40</em> (regen. 0.000/s)

* Armor VI - 40/40

* Hull: [color=#00FFFF:d2edbaa5ec]125</em>/[color=#FFFF00:d2edbaa5ec]125</em> (regen. 1.500/s)

* Computer Core - 15/15
* Shield Generator VI 10/10
* Cargo Hold VI 20/20
* Cargo Hold XI 20/20
* Fighter Bay 40/40
* Repair Bay 20/20

* Crew: Endless
* Energy: [color=#FFFF00:d2edbaa5ec]0</em>/[color=#FFFF00:d2edbaa5ec]0</em> (regen. 0.000/s)
* Experience: Novice (+0.00%)
* Modifiers: {Computer Core: Does not need crew to stay alive; Immune to Crew Toxins and Psychic Damage}
* Cargo: 300kT/380kT - Jujaga (300kT)

*Wonders why jujaga isn't on the planet anymore*
*Notices some shield generators and grabs them*
*Eats 2 shield generators with cheese*

Dude, you're gonna enjoy being homosexual? I'm outa here.

Im not homosexual.
are you?

LOL @ Rick!

*destroys delovingator*

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Of course. But. Um...ew!

neways *does the headless chicken*