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Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 19, 2005 at 12:56 pm

Oxymorons

Authentic Replica
Business ethics
Civil War
Classic Rock
Constant Change
Conventional wisdom
Decaf coffee
Definite Posability
Democratic Democrat
Down Escalator
Educational Television
Even Odds
Final Beta
Friendly fire
Good Grief
Jumbo shrimp
Near miss
Only Choice
Postal Service
Pretty ugly
Real Imitation Leather
Smokeless Cigarette
Vegetarian chili
Windows Power User
" runs under Windows"
Cash Surplus
A good politician
A just war
a lighter dark beer
A really, really, dumb baby ox!
acceptable losses
Accidentally on Purpose
Act natural
activity break
Adequate security
Advanced BASIC
Affordable luxury home
almost always
almost safe
alone together
American culture
American English
anarchy rules
apparent contradiction
Apple tech support
Arrogant Humility
Artificial intelligence
artificial snow
bad sex
balanced insanity
Benign (military) occupation
blameless lawyers
Bug free code
business ethics
Can I ask you a question?
civil war
clearly confused
clearly misunderstood
Cold as Hell
cold fire
common sense
completely unfinished
computer security
constant change
Constant variable
Controlled growth
Crash landing
debugged program
decaffeinated coffee
Definite maybe
definite possibility
Economy car
enough hard drive space
even odds
exact estimate
Fast Windows
faulty logic
female logic
final beta
final version
Good Morning
half dead
healthy tan
Hollywood history
holy war
hot chili
impossible possibility
improbable disaster
intense apathy
intense disinterest
interactive soliloquy
irate patient
irregularly scheduled
jumbo shrimp
justifiable homicide
last initial
least favorite
life insurance
light heavyweight
limited immunity
limited time
Linear curve
Liquid gas
liquid paper
little deceptive
little hope
little misleading
live recording
logical design
long recess
loosely organized
luxury bus
male logic
man child
management science
mandatory option
marijuana initiative
Meaning stupid Ox
Microsoft Works
Middle East Peace
minor issue
mismatch
My Humble Opinion
near miss
nearly perfect
No-fault divorce
no action
non-alcoholic beer
non-stop flight
one-sided dialogue
original copy
Paid amateur
Paid volunteers
paper china
Paperless office
partial conclusion
partial success
partially completed
Partially furnished
partly engaged
Passive activity
passive activity
Peace keeper missile
peace offensive
permanent fad
political promise
preliminary conclusion
Pretty Ugly
private e-mail
professional amateur
random logic
random order
Rap Music
real fantasy
reinvent
routine emergency
same difference
science fiction
sergeant major
Serious fun
slightly pregnant
slow death
slow speed
Small crowd
smart bomb
spare time
still life
straight curve
stuck in traffic
stupid ox
sure bet
Sweet pickle
systematic variance
tax-free
Tax refund
That shoe fits him like a glove
user friendly - idiot-proof
vague memory
vague recollection
vaguely recall
virtual reality
Voluntary taxation
war games
We will arrest any inmate who misbehaves
weather forecast
Windows accelerator
windows expert!
windows power user
Windows Productivity
Winnable nuclear war
Rush Hour

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on November 20, 2005 at 2:31 pm

I have no beleifs, but I beleive I'm a walking contradiction

Guess where from :D

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on November 22, 2005 at 9:09 pm

George Bush Jr!


Oh, I thought you post was about Poxy Morons...

Sorry.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on November 23, 2005 at 10:23 am

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