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Level 16 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 9, 2005 at 5:37 am

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations
with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during
the
examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of
a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the
deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is
decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the
privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden
for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job
anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.

(Ah! Justice!)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room
to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to
have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

( I presume this was a big enough problem that they
had to pass this law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Well . . . not as
great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last:


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)


Life is a gift, enjoy each day !

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 9, 2005 at 9:47 am

Welcome to insanaty.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on October 9, 2005 at 1:04 pm

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

I bang on my head on the wall for hours! No wonder I'm so healthy! :mrgreen:

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on October 11, 2005 at 10:24 am

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In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner
desired.

(Ah! Justice!)


Only in hong kong people!

What if they went to hong kong afterwards?

Level 14 Extraplanar Programmer
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: Toronto
Posted on October 11, 2005 at 2:05 pm

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of .... ?)

(Did the government pay for this research??)

Ants will get drunk off of any alcohol, but if I recall I think there's a bug they feed on in their natural environment which has an intoxicating effect on them. Thank you, Discovery Channel.

There was another study done by a University which showed that drunk ants are very bad at discerning friends from strangers.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 12, 2005 at 2:33 pm

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

I bang on my head on the wall for hours! No wonder I'm so healthy! :mrgreen:


yeh but how many brain cells do you lose as well???

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on October 12, 2005 at 6:22 pm

I don't have a brain... :mrgreen:

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on October 13, 2005 at 10:18 am

You too!

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 13, 2005 at 12:12 pm

Is it me or am i the only sane person here?
"No way"
"Yeah way now shut up voices"

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on October 13, 2005 at 1:03 pm

It's not you - it's the voices in your head! :lol:

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 13, 2005 at 2:10 pm

Sanity is just a way to classify boring people, so show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded, and I am also deceptively normal looking. I gave up being normal - it was boring.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 13, 2005 at 3:20 pm

Same here i just want to be me.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on October 14, 2005 at 10:26 am

Anyone that comes under the definition of normal is wierd, they should be themselves.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 15, 2005 at 1:20 pm

@tayls HAHAH! just to classify boring people.... you would be suprised that im classified as sane :D HEHEHE! but then again I just choose to act like a nut job half the time.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 29, 2005 at 4:50 pm

Fair is fair i suppose, but it depends how you classify sane.

By most peoples standards, i think i would be classified as normal or sane, until they get to know me, as i said, i am deceptively normal looking.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on October 30, 2005 at 5:29 am

simple you don't.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on November 1, 2005 at 10:20 am

I'm all the folowing things:

Anoying,
Confusing,
Strange,
Confused,
Crazy,
Odd,
Even,
Strange,
Me,
You,
Cleopatera...
.....

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 2, 2005 at 4:17 pm

agreed, including cleopatra, i always thought you were a girl pants

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on November 3, 2005 at 10:11 am

Incorect - the correct answer was no

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 10, 2005 at 11:38 am

on the contrary, brother, the answer is undoubtably yes, you are all of the things you listed above.

(oooh, look i swallowed a dictionary)

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