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Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 12:08 pm

guessing you like them...LOL

have you ever heard this before...

"The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong."

and...

"I used to be an atheist, but then I realised I'm God!"

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 1:11 pm

LOL.

Now its my turn.
um anyone got any ideas?

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 1:39 pm

We all know the English expression 'to kill two birds with one stone..'

The Filipino equivelent is 'killing two dogs with one rock..'

A former employer before he would procede to be a topic to death, ressurect it and then beat it to death again.

'Wouldn't it make sense to you?'

Bolo Universe

'You can kill them but, you cannot make them surrender.'

For the Mech lovers in the group

'Critical hit, weapon destroyed, critical hit, heat sink, critical hit, arm, critical hit, leg, critical hit.....Ejecting.......'


For the hippies in the group

'You can get anything you want, at Alices' Restaurant.'
'You can get anything you want, at Alices' Restaurant.'
'Just walk right down it's around the back, just a half a mile from the railroad track.'
'You can get anything you want, at Alices' Restaurant, exceptin Alice..'

'Hey Man!'

For those who remember when there really wasn't such a thing as 'alternative rock'

Tall Paul, tall Paul
- Unit 3 and Venus

Johnny are you queer?
- First time a 65 year old ever defended a teen radio stations right to play music.

WWII
Straighten up and fly right

DB - Scary Monsters
Ashes to ashes funk to funky, we know Major Tom za junkie, strung out on high living all, time, low..


Cheech and Chong
Dave? Dave 'snot here.
Abel Baker Charley to Roger <censored> a Dog
No stems no seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is..
<censored>

Eastwood (post Italian-Westerns)
Do you feel lucky? Punk.
Go ahead, make my day.
Right turn Clyde

Our gang
This mighta choked Artie but it aint gonna choke Stymie...
Remarkable and Ahuhhhhhh

Me
Petey was a pitbull

Pardon my German suck
schaddenfreuda

Ditties from my Grandfather
'Cigareets and whisky and wild, wild women.. They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane.'
'Chicken Cachatorre' don't spit on the floore!'

Rants from my Grandfather
'Time and time again...'

My father's favorites
'Why me god, why me'
- Our retort, 'Because you are the chosen one.'
'You want me to give you lickins?'
- Once was enough for me. My brother was tougher than me.
Post any kind of burning incident
'Watch out, it's hot..'
Post any situation where you got hurt and he really needed to comfort you (this went for any child).
'Pobrecito, guchadinga, que lastima'
- In later years he added 'Sus Mariosa' for good measure.

My mother to an angry four year old
'All things in life are not fair.'

From a loving aunt when the big boys beat me up
'If you want to play with the big boys, you have to learn to get hit in the stomach and smile.... That will scare the hell out of them.'

Of course that lead to me going after somebody three times my size with a 2x4 but that's another story....

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 2:07 pm

meaning of the game type

Death match

blow anything to hell

RACE

run like hell

CTF

"somebody get our flag back!"

and my qoute

if it moves shoot it .
if it shoots back RUN LIKE HELL.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 3:46 pm

Here's some advice...

"A rich man's joke is always funny."

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."

"Never test the depth of the water with both feet."

"It's only funny until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious."

"Bomb Squad: If you see us running, try to keep up."

"Fat people are hard to kidnap."

"Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their kids!"


and

I wonder why the Frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 4:09 pm

Here's my favourite:

" Love your enemies - It realy messes with their heads! "

:lol:

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 4:21 pm

LOL ;)

if it isn't fun.
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU STILL HERE?

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 4:29 pm

Is alot of fun - does that clear the matter up?

Level 14 Human wizard
Alignment: Good
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 5:28 pm

PAY HOSPITAL $100!

By the way Tayls, you got the don'ts spelled correctly :D.

Another joke:
Quotes can often be used to spoof me :!:

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 24, 2005 at 4:14 am

yey, i can spell...lol

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 24, 2005 at 6:13 am

Life was hell then u meet me.
now its not worth living.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 24, 2005 at 9:32 am

I love my boss, I love my job, I'm self-employed.
I love cats. Want to trade recipes?
Where there's a will...I want to be in it!

Inland Revenue: "We've got what it takes to take what you've got."

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Two wrongs are just the beginning.
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I like the last one - it sounds like the kind of thing I'd say!

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 24, 2005 at 2:49 pm

it was what you said...

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then left-handed people should always be in their right mind.

Before you begin to give someone a piece of your mind, consider carefully whether you can spare any.

I haven't failed; I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

This one's quote, from some famous person...
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 4:29 am

I got a great 1
I just can't remember it.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 4:29 am

go on then go
when u come back i will be waiting
WITH A BAT.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 11:09 am

go ahead and back up

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 12:25 pm

LOL this is for randomness

A guy walks into a bar
"ouch" what happened?

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 1:38 pm

ouch....
he walked into the bar...


Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which you can die.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 2:27 pm

LOL u got it.

What about this?

which came first the rocket or the rocket lancher

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 25, 2005 at 4:07 pm

Uhm...flying plastic sausages?

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