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Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 11:25 am

Post as many random sayings as u like. Heres a few to start you off...

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea does that mean one person enjoys it?

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell's afraid I'll take over.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

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Enjoy... :lol:

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:02 pm

Are you new here? :lol:
You sound familiar

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:07 pm

yup, i'm new, but i don't think i know you?????

here's a few more...

Me a sceptic? I hope you have proof.

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

People who don't like cats were probably mice in an earlier life.

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it just leaves completely!

If all is not lost, where is it?

When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?

I know I have had a good night out when, I wake up and someone's outlining me in chalk.

Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.

Level 14 Extraplanar Programmer
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: Toronto
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:19 pm

These are great things to put in your sig -- oh wait, you already have a great thing in your sig. Welcome to the forums >:)

Here's one:

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:25 pm

If it moves shoot it.
If it shoots back Run like hell.

And check my sig for more.

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:34 pm

Hey stop playing dumb tayls002!
Tayls002 is my siter come to drive me more bonkers than I already am! :lol:

Save a cow - eat a vegetarian.

5 out of 4 people have trouble with Fractions.

Any problem can be screwed up more by a computer.

When you drink, you get drunk. When you're drunk, you sleep. When you sleep, you don't sin. When you don't sin, you go to heaven. So let's all get drunk and go to heaven.

Come to the dark side we have cookies.

Everyone, run and hide! :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

Level 14 Extraplanar Programmer
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: Toronto
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:57 pm

Don't do it, it's a trap!

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:58 pm

What?
Coming to the dark side?

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 12:59 pm

"luke i am your father"

Level 14 Human Unaffiliated Game Maker
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: England
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 1:00 pm

Here Luke have a cookie!

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 1:03 pm

hey that was not in the film.
"together we will rule father and son"

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 4:53 pm

and sister.....
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Don't annoy me I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking!

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

I hate everybody, and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is...?

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

:roll:

Level 14 Human wizard
Alignment: Good
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 5:03 pm

Unusual! Here's this.


GO TO JAIL
GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL
DO NOT PASS GO
DO NOT COLLECT $200

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 5:03 pm

yey monopoly!!!!!
:lol:

Level 14 Human wizard
Alignment: Good
Posted on September 21, 2005 at 5:12 pm

TAKE A RIDE ON THE READING
IF YOU PASS GO, COLLECT $200


By the way, I now feature a question of the avatar for RB Power-ups. Try to guess it.

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 22, 2005 at 12:14 pm

slightly confuzzled, but carry on....

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 22, 2005 at 12:59 pm

"If you notice this notice, you'll notice it's not a notice"

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 22, 2005 at 1:06 pm

"RUN LIKE HELL
KEEP RUNNING.
NO NOT THAT WAY THIS WAY.
NO NOT INTO THAT SPIKE.
I DID TRY TO WARN YOU".

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 11:45 am

Here's sum do's and don't's actually their all don't's

:o Don't be so open-minded your brains will fall out.
:lol: Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
:cry: Don't Take Life Seriously, It Isn't Permanent.
:twisted: Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
:shock: Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

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(can't spell don't's, i think, sorry)

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on September 23, 2005 at 11:57 am

LOLOLOL

ok just LOL

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