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Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: Good
Posted on March 19, 2008 at 11:39 pm

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Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on March 20, 2008 at 12:45 am

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of dirty things
Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes
and elves who drup their dings.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and dream exotic dreams
Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes
and trolls who do it in teams

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-noes
Or an orc with a thing about glue.

And all of the while I sit and pick
I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks
Of frottages and stings

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: Good
Posted on March 20, 2008 at 12:57 am

ya not more theme closed

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Lawful good
Location: T3h M00nz
Posted on March 20, 2008 at 2:23 pm

ПоздравлениÑ? Ñ? СоветÑ?кой РоÑ?Ñ?ией, Ñ?праведливых товарищ. Приезжайте и выпить водки! ОÑ?ень из танка, и получить изнаÑ?иловали Ñ?тарую Хаг!

Level 12 Human Tinker
Alignment: Good
Location: USA
Posted on March 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm

I sing of dead bunnies, and burnt baby chicks
Barbecued squirrels, and hamsters on sticks
Ducklings in blenders, and frogs off the road
Opossums on fenders and deep french-fried toad!

Sliced and diced sparrows, dead dogs on the lawn
Cats riddled with arrows, and disemboweled faun
Pickled canaries, and clubbed baby seals
Mice served in berries, and turtles 'neath wheels

Minced baby earwigs, koala fillet
Rat Pie with custard, and cockroach puree
Fred's little brother, and Mystery Beast:
These are the things that they served at the Feast!

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: Good
Posted on March 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm

:Pوهي احد المشروبات البكاء حتى انهم لم ÙŠÙ?رج عنه وليس اوكي يعد احد يبحث عن المشاكل لي

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on March 22, 2008 at 4:50 am

HÅ?Ê»ike Ê»ia ma Ê»aneÊ»i ka mÄ?hele a pau me ka Ê»ole o ka hoÊ»onaninani Ê»ia. E hoÊ»ohana i kÄ“ia kikokikona no ka huli Ê»ana i kekahi Ê»aoÊ»ao a laila e nÄ?nÄ? i ke kiÊ»i kumu no ka Ê»Å?kuene kÅ«pono.

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: Good
Posted on March 22, 2008 at 12:37 pm

κανένας δεν τους καταλαβαίνει επειδή καλÏ?τεÏ?α δεν σας αφήνετε σε

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Lawful evil
Location: Edinburgh, Schotland!
Posted on March 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm

I DEMAND % £$% $£^^£ TRANSLATIONS!

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: Lawful good
Location: T3h M00nz
Posted on March 22, 2008 at 3:58 pm

And I demand a shrubbery!

Level 14 Human Sr Code Monkey
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: lost in the evil lands, of soccer-mom piloted minivans....
Posted on March 22, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Unlike the rest of us, Mario just cuts and pastes stuff from the web. :twisted:

Level 12 Human Tinker
Alignment: Good
Location: USA
Posted on March 25, 2008 at 7:48 pm

Unlike the rest of us, Mario just cuts and pastes stuff from the web. :twisted:

Well, the Dead Bunnies song is a Society for Creative Anachronism classic that I snagged from memories of belting it out at events. :)

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on March 26, 2008 at 2:25 am

I recited the sit on the floor poem from Bored of the Rings for to a casting call at a play when I was in fifth grade.
I made the director laugh so hard she cried and I got the part.

Level 15 Human Jack-of-all-trades
Alignment: Chaotic good
Location: The Void
Posted on March 26, 2008 at 2:40 am

Each Who Play to His Way and Point and not Speak more
Who not Speak His Point and not Speak to Each Play?

I think, that is the question.

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on March 29, 2008 at 12:44 pm

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

Level 14 Human Sr Code Monkey
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: lost in the evil lands, of soccer-mom piloted minivans....
Posted on March 30, 2008 at 12:15 am

2 bees or wasp 'n' 2 bees, where's the raid spray?

Level 14 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on March 30, 2008 at 12:18 am

Beware the Marches of the ides
Brute tuti, it's a wee bit fruity.
Belong to Caesar, give to him the belongeth.

Level 12 Human Tinker
Alignment: Good
Location: USA
Posted on April 1, 2008 at 4:56 am

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel. Well said. =)

---Pádraic

Level 14 Human Sr Code Monkey
Alignment: Chaotic
Location: lost in the evil lands, of soccer-mom piloted minivans....
Posted on April 1, 2008 at 11:35 am

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel. Well said. =)

---Pádraic


René Descartes + Alfred Nobel = Renfred Nocartes??

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel = Alené Descobel??

Level 14 Human
Alignment: Chaotic good
Posted on April 12, 2008 at 7:02 pm

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense.

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