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I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of dirty things
Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes
and elves who drup their dings.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and dream exotic dreams
Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes
and trolls who do it in teams

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-noes
Or an orc with a thing about glue.

And all of the while I sit and pick
I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks
Of frottages and stings

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I sing of dead bunnies, and burnt baby chicks
Barbecued squirrels, and hamsters on sticks
Ducklings in blenders, and frogs off the road
Opossums on fenders and deep french-fried toad!

Sliced and diced sparrows, dead dogs on the lawn
Cats riddled with arrows, and disemboweled faun
Pickled canaries, and clubbed baby seals
Mice served in berries, and turtles 'neath wheels

Minced baby earwigs, koala fillet
Rat Pie with custard, and cockroach puree
Fred's little brother, and Mystery Beast:
These are the things that they served at the Feast!

:Pوهي احد المشروبات البكاء حتى انهم لم ÙŠÙ?رج عنه وليس اوكي يعد احد يبحث عن المشاكل لي

HÅ?Ê»ike Ê»ia ma Ê»aneÊ»i ka mÄ?hele a pau me ka Ê»ole o ka hoÊ»onaninani Ê»ia. E hoÊ»ohana i kÄ“ia kikokikona no ka huli Ê»ana i kekahi Ê»aoÊ»ao a laila e nÄ?nÄ? i ke kiÊ»i kumu no ka Ê»Å?kuene kÅ«pono.

κανένας δεν τους καταλαβαίνει επειδή καλÏ?τεÏ?α δεν σας αφήνετε σε

I DEMAND % £$% $£^^£ TRANSLATIONS!

And I demand a shrubbery!

Unlike the rest of us, Mario just cuts and pastes stuff from the web. :twisted:

Unlike the rest of us, Mario just cuts and pastes stuff from the web. :twisted:

Well, the Dead Bunnies song is a Society for Creative Anachronism classic that I snagged from memories of belting it out at events. :)

I recited the sit on the floor poem from Bored of the Rings for to a casting call at a play when I was in fifth grade.
I made the director laugh so hard she cried and I got the part.

Each Who Play to His Way and Point and not Speak more
Who not Speak His Point and not Speak to Each Play?

I think, that is the question.

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

2 bees or wasp 'n' 2 bees, where's the raid spray?

Beware the Marches of the ides
Brute tuti, it's a wee bit fruity.
Belong to Caesar, give to him the belongeth.

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel. Well said. =)

---Pádraic

I think, therefor I am blowing stuff up.

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel. Well said. =)

---Pádraic

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel = Renfred Nocartes??

René Descartes + Alfred Nobel = Alené Descobel??

Nevermind the furthermore, the plea is self-defense.