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Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 3, 2006 at 4:18 pm

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. This parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else to clean up the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got even more angry and rude. John, in desperation threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior. John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, hte bird continued, May I ask what the turkey did?

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 9, 2006 at 4:28 pm

............................................................................................................................OK....................WERE THE HELL DID YOU GET THAT STORY!

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on November 9, 2006 at 6:41 pm

I like cheese. ^_^

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 11, 2006 at 12:24 pm

.................................................OK..............................WHY DID YOU BRING THAT UP AGAIN?

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on November 11, 2006 at 1:17 pm

Because I like cheese. ^_^

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 12, 2006 at 9:36 pm

cheese is nice but what does it have to do with a swearing bird?

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on November 13, 2006 at 9:02 am

Absolutely nothing.

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 13, 2006 at 6:04 pm

My point exactly, Dragon.

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on November 13, 2006 at 9:56 pm

*Eats cheese*

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 14, 2006 at 4:26 pm

*BURNS CHEESE* :D

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on November 14, 2006 at 4:35 pm

*Stomps cheese*

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on November 14, 2006 at 6:56 pm

*Sits on cheese*

Level 12 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on March 10, 2007 at 3:18 pm

*Gets new piece of cheese & starts eating it*

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on March 10, 2007 at 9:33 pm

this is an old old thread

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: Chaotic evil
Posted on March 11, 2007 at 12:20 am

Very old indeed

Level 13 Human gamer
Alignment: True neutral
Posted on March 11, 2007 at 6:42 am

this thread is older than rick who must be about 1000 years old now?