*nukes nn9 so he doesn't exist*

*wakes up and realises its all a dream , since that was a dream jujaga didn't kill me therefore the powers at be destroy jujaga for not sticking to the rules of this game*

*but nn9 realizes that I had him thinking that he realized that it was a dream when it really wasn't so the rules never destroyed jujaga in the first place and from that the rules at be destroy nn9*

Unfortunatly Jujaga THOUGHT! this was real , but he was wrong so therefore the powers at be destroy jujaga for not sticking to the rules of this game

*nn9 couldn't handle the capacity of thought of the previous posts and explodes*

*Jujaga self destructs*

*nn9 grows a beard and the beard eats nn9*

*said beard then eats you*

*nn9 dies when a banana falls on him*

*beard eats the banana , then eats you again*

*beard explodes, killing nn9*

*Nn9 decides to type his next message in pink , jujaga can't handle it and self destructs.*

{an FTL-ed CSY hits NN9 and kills him instantly}

*uses visual basic to write a program to send your space yard into the sun destroying it*

*visual basic compiles the program incorrectly and crashes, making nn9 die with it*

*Jujalas Pc installs internet explorer , jujaga can't take it and erases himself from time*

I like that expression...
but I still have to comply with the rules so...

{the power of C++ destroys NN9}

*csy gets a bsod and explodes*

I like that expression...
but I still have to comply with the rules so...

{the power of C++ destroys NN9}

which expression was that?

and jugala , did you know you can download a blue screen of death screensaver? its here http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sysinternals/Utilities/BlueScreen.mspx

*jugala downloads the BSOD screensaver , activates it and since it looks so real jujaga can't take it and self destructs*

Um you do realize I'm not that easily fooled, when I knew I downloaded it... not to mention it is a Bsod looking like the Win95-98 era... not the NT builds like XP and Vista which have a different looking Bsod...
*slaps nn9's head off for underestimating jujaga*