*Drops a bowling ball on nn9's head*
*NN9's head opens up; blood and guts spew out*

ah but im still alive... somehow so.

*powers at be ect destroy jujaga for whatever the hell it was*

Actually, nn9 came back up as an undead zombie under my influence, so technically you are still dead.
*The rules retract destroying me and destroys nn9 for attempting to misuse said rules and breaking them*
Meep! ^_^

ah , but that was BEFORE i went back in time and brainwashed your parents into not buying a computer therefore you could never have fought this battle therefore your destroyed.

But if i never fought this battle in the first place, then all the instances of all your posts saying that you killed me by any means has been nullified, and as such the rules smight thee 100 times. woot!

{Jujaga and NN9 get hit by the explosion as a result of CSY's Grenade Launchers firing such weapon}

*csy explodes*

*Clones jujaga , since jujaga can only deal with 1 of him , both of them fight it out causing both jujaga's to be totally destroyed.

*But since one survives, nn9 explodes from ze rules*

*edits post to read both jujagas , jujaga is destroid for rule breaking ladeda.

{a UFO flys by and zaps NN9}

*Slaps nn9 into oblivion*

*Slaps nn9 into oblivion*

jujaga is destroyed by the powers at be for killing the wrong person*

{a Capital Ship Missile hits and kills NN9.}

*Slaps csy into oblivion*

*throws a large meteor at jujaga for the hell of it*

*lightning strikes nn9*
*fizz*

*rewinds time around 20 seconds before that happened , grabbed a mirror and reflects the lightning destroying you*

Mirrors don't reflect lightning... they have metal underneath the glass
*NN9 is still killed by lightning, but the rules also destroy him for not destroying jujaga*
*jujaga laughs at NN9*

*sits in a corner and crys , jujaga and the mercy in his heart comes over , i look up , and shoot him in the heart*