That was Dennis, not Jujaga.

{slams both Dennis and NN9 with a very heavy pentamino}

*Uses the power of buddha to kill CSY*

{A very heavy tetramino falls on Jujaga}

*CSY suddenly explodes for no apparent reason*

*CSY suddenly explodes for no apparent reason*

Jujaga does likewise*

{CSY suddenly collapses into a black hole, consuming NN9 in the process}

*A giant pac-man comes over and gobbles up CSY*

*Story mode online*

Once apone a time an evil dragon called jujaga ruled over the LDA forums with his cheese , his only weakness was a rock so Nn9 sets out on a long quest to find jujagas weakness (this will be continued next post)

*meanwhile , Nn9 hits jujaga with a hammer which causes him to fall onto a switch causing a bolder to squish jujaga*

*as the story continues, he realizes that a boulder isn't technically a rock and as that happens nn9 suddenly explodes into flames and dies due to the rules set in place in this universe*

*Story continues some more*
On his everlasting quest Nn9 walks into a magical forest , in it is [next poster insert something here]

Since Nn9 can't spell boulder , Jujaga is destroyed because he didn't kill me.

... an Unidentified Flying Object that fired a laser against NN9, incinerating him.

*Infects CSY with the jujaga virus , CSY is left at the mercy of jujaga*

*keeps licking CSY all over the place until it goes crazy and shots down NN9 for infecting him with me*

*CSY explodes , taking the jujaga virus with it*

{which in turn also consumes NN9}

*But a backup of jujaga finds its way back into reality. Then he farts on CSY, making it explode*

*Virus Checker finds the jujaga virus and deleates it*

{Overwrites NN9 with a BSOD}

BTW I'm not a virus anymore...
*NN9 explodes due to rules*
*Dumps molten lava on CSY and kills him*

*pulls up database on CSY*

Heat proof shields very nice.

*jujaga is destroyed by the almighty powers at be for not sticking to the rules of this game*