posted June 26, 2002 02:41 AM
Flush with victory over my boss (read email exchange below)…I am on to bigger game…Yes…the Admins. They rule the LDA BB…and I seek to challenge their dominance… I hereby challenge the Almighty Admins to a Spam Duel…1v3…*knuckles crack…fingers wiggle over the keyboard*…so…who is 1st…or …all 3 at once…you may have 1st spam…(177)The email exchange happen 6/24/02 between David Hallsted (Me) and Bernard Borenstien (my Boss).
RE: Arg....I'm late
Me: Yes, I over slept my alarm...happens every so often...I was working on the computer late last nite because it crashed on me yesterday...but it working now. I'll make up the time. l8r
Boss: Well, that makes two of us. I overslept too. I was up late Saturday night, and am still playing catch up. Tired.
Me: LOL...I am giggling silly over here in reading this
Boss: I was actually up until 2 AM Sunday morning and only got about 4 or 5 hrs of sleep. I did not sleep too well last night. Too much energy! But, I’m tired now. The weekends are too short!
Me: you're telling me...when i was young...I was told that the 40 work week would be 30 in the future....well here is the future...and it is still 40...now if i can find the person who said that and a good lawyer...hehe
Boss: I don’t understand it either. The 40 hr work week is BS! It should be equal time off for equal time worked. One week on/one week off. And if employers were to stagger the weeks on/off, I think you would have less traffic congestion.
Me: I can see it now...Senator Borenstein...at the podium...stirring the masses to demand equal work for equal time off...I'll vote for you...LOL
Boss: Great! Now if you give me some money (and lot’s of it), I might just get it done! Ha ha!
Me: Just hang on...I'll have my accounting firm Arthur Anderson write you a big fat check...post dated of course...LOL
Me: I guess you have cried uncle and are not coming back with a reply...you don't have to admit defeat...soft whimpers will do...LOL
Boss: I’m too tired to continue……………leave me alone!
Me: MWAHHAHAHAHAHA...*evil grin and hand rubbing*....he has fallen for my evil plan...multiple spams and all will yield...BWAHAHAHAHA...*cough...cough*...I think I need to work on the evil laugh a little more..
Boss: My goodness will trump your evilness!
Me: mere mortal you be...resign before your soul will be enslave to spam hell....MWAHAHAHAHA
Boss: Yeah, but once I eat SPAM, I turn into……..SUPER SPAMMAN! And then there is no hell that will stand against me!
Me: NO...NO...NOT SUPER SPAMMAN....*fear & shock*...You may have won this time Spamman...but I will return...until then...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......*fades away in full retreat*
posted June 26, 2002 02:41 AM
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