posted June 07, 2002 09:34 AM
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----------------------------------The silly corn-nut shaped cheese ate 32 rotten taquitos, which jumped through moist fingers. Those flatulent superheroes bounced around their underpants until their spores erupted.
When all hydraulic bubble-gum machines that spurt viscous octopussies threw up, in nausiating socks his left-handed friend said: "I swing both ways!"
They took peeeto's right socks <and> took some more starch. Ni's pet orangutan sucked guacamole from <a> cheap metal, insanely wrought goblet from Timbuktu.
Foolish Guatemalan Monks fell onto hot-pants. Wondrous creatures threw sprinkled purple oozing socks that filled my nose down <up?> 99 times.
Cousin's aunts brother's hair whipped my pimply ego. Strange keys fell outta paradise jelly and ignighted mommy into hell.
Though many orgy's occasionally hammered Midgets into oblivion. Bananas containing slippery iguanas can waddle profusely. Herbavores prefer socks that comment ingeniously about the weatherman's glutimus maximus and Paranor's tiny juevos rancheros con leche.
Often Microsoft Macrohard boogers adhere to its salty cucumber socks, though hamdingers die. Heretic fumigates boxer-shorts xor favours all blow chunks.
But when the TM gods said Shazam! Unless hooting gorillas wore rubber granny panties on their earlobes. Kevlar helmet wearing juggernauts sometimes Nvidia Neoki's/Sage's spongy tassles.
Deep into japan Jebus and Silent-Bob uses brill-creme for eating pie. Sometimes Coax deletes Guido's spamasous posts. Ni's headless flesh-wound taste sickeningly like a shrubbery.
But RC's sheep-mines make anal noises when Kevlar kicks himself. Conversely, crackers hyped up voluminous cheese-spread sandwitches mayonnaised socks garnished with pickled midgets, puking greasy elves flatulently while very unhappily.
Pop-tarts work wonders on gastro-intestinal garages. The labrat jumped promiscuosly over Paranor. TurdHeart's elephant inflated two-hundred-and-fifty-three blow up dolls. Brains feast on limp asparagus pigeon droppings.
Mickey Mouse flattens Mini's eyeball while wearing spiked underwear that perforate Mickey's inner child. Ultimately they begat Mini-Me though we cannot quack we fart in unison.
Large sugar balls coated your knees with 1001 kangaroo pouches filled with spam of verigated snail-droppings while moronic gnomes danced helplessly throughout the spanish inquisition. As could be expected MexIndian's opinion exemplifies desires for sweaty-socks bottled in asylums.
Saber-Toothed amazons discover the Treadmarks website has become increasingly intensely green yet disturbingly erotic for a bunch of pimply sea creatures floating jetsam-like amidst orbital reticilating Space Monkeys whose vabrissa's needed polishing.
Sadely the triple breasted eunuchs breast-milk covered soured hay bails. Who wondered surreptitiously am I gay, and if so I'll make the universe elephantile using verbose plumbing equipment gathered feverently swam strange malevolent group hugs throwing turds across landfills filled with Goku's sanitary towels.
Meanwhile fundamentalist iguana protesters succumbed their carrots into moist soccer goalies pungently aroused cabbages' followers repeatedly thwarting jealous Parisians jetsetting babies.
Therein whatsoever donkeys fly ominiously inverted perferated skittles while waxing philosopically about cauldrons fart however, cytoplasms errupted bodaciously.
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Silent Bob punified unholy drummer solo's length staccato human head drums. Percussion instruments flambotantly pluncked from pysiological insults deemed radiant. Unnecessary pugilistic administrators randomly exchanged bodily intangibles excepting End of Sentences.
Lackluster gnomes dug dodecahedron-shaped mole-tunnels exacerbating foot-sore pedestrians slabber. Jabberwocky fundamentalists ignited undergroud flacid honey buns for....