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Irascible
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posted September 30, 2004 02:50 PM
Not quite allllllllllllllllllllllll of us. I know I must be missing out on one of life's grand adventures, but I'm afraid I don't have any stupid booze stories. One day... yes, maybe one day if I try hard enough I too can know the thrill of getting drunk, acting like an ass (wait... don't need booze for that  ) and barfing the next morning. But unti that shining moment arrives, I'll have to live vicariously through the experiences of other drunken fools.  IP: |
pablito
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posted September 30, 2004 03:31 PM
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acting like an ass (wait... don't need booze for that)
...I thought it was the diet mountain dew that made you do that.... you mean that feeling is natural? :P- It doesn't take much to be a drunk: 1. Lackness of affection to your brain cells.
2. Not giving a F when you're making the fool out of yourself.
3. Thinking you're everyone's best friend and 10 minutes later you want to show them how "big & strong you are".
4. Picking a spot before you "pass out" and fall somewhere... if you are experienced in the matter; you put a logical note on your brain to remind you where you at, otherwise you wake up in places you never been before....
5. My favorite: "the beautylizer"... [This message has been edited by pablito (edited October 24, 2004).] IP: |
CyberCannon
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posted September 30, 2004 05:37 PM
Ras, I am going to have to join you on this one.  ------------------
An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand. CC IP: |
VorDesigns
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posted September 30, 2004 05:42 PM
Ah my wasted youth; quarters with tequila and beer chasers, careening down the theatre hallway to expel a bottle of Southern Comfort on the bathroom walls, ah yes, negotiating with myself whether to throw up in the alley now or wait and throw up on the carpet three stories up in my aparment.But the fun really began when I stopped drinking accept when it was offered (this one is for RAS); I dated a sweet older woman who was a member of this club (all parents from some little island village made their kids go) that went bowling on Tuesday, she invited me. The 'men' offered me beer, which I accepted. Every time the 'men' came back to the table, I was done, they had to chug their beers and order another round. Needless to say the girlfriends drove all the boys home, except me. My girlfriend was furious, 'You said you didn't drink!' 'I don't,' I replied, 'I didn't say I couldn't.' [This message has been edited by VorDesigns (edited September 30, 2004).] IP: |
coaxs
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posted September 30, 2004 07:14 PM
Ethanol has its benefits, in moderation however.------------------
Tread Marks Ladders
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=DNX= Matrix
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posted September 30, 2004 08:46 PM
So does stricnine  IP: |
Dudymas
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posted September 30, 2004 09:35 PM
Ethanol has it's flammability, coax. That's it. When you say anyone can act like an ass, exactly how many pee on the floor at four in the morning and wipe it up with their boxers? I still hold that this could have been prevented if the frats had a little more responsibility. He was getting free beer. If you're going to give a guy enough beer to cover a dorm floor, at least charge for it, mix some citronella with the stuff so you can make yellow mosquito torches, and then turn them in to the police for 200 bucks. Well... I guess that's why no one would let me into a frat (like as if I'd want to). Now, if there was an LAN party frat with TM, TA, and UT, then I might be willing to join. :PIP: |
pablito
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posted October 01, 2004 12:37 AM
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Ethanol has its benefits, in moderation however.
moderation, or balance. Almost everything has a benefit.
I'm not ever praising the "alcohol". It is a drug and it will kill you if you abuse it.
Moderation is hard with drugs.
You either have balance, or abuse it, or don't use it, or you are an alcoholic.
(or a combination of all).
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THETAXI
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posted October 01, 2004 01:12 AM
Even though I have a LOT of funny and entertaining stories and comments about this ... I know kids read these forums and stuff (like FreeLancer Doughnut who's somewhere around 13 or 14 years old). So... i won't participate any further in this extremely interesting and amusing topic  Booze is bad for you kids. It rarely EVER leads to anything good. Booze is a no-no. (There, wiped my hands clean). Oh yeah... 'TIS FRIDAY PEOPLE!!! Time to get ****k!!!!! IP: |
pablito
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posted October 01, 2004 02:37 AM
LOL... yes, kids, please listen to Taxi... do as he says, not as he does...
**I remember hating going to the store for my dad or brother for beer when I was a teenager... you had to use the glass bottles and exchange them in these 12 1 litter box-carrier... (like when coca-cola was a glass bottle). And you had to buy the bottles (put a security deposit).. so breaking a beer battle was a no no! 
** yeah, Ecuador didn't have much policies about alcohol back in the day ** It's almost part of its culture :IP: |
VorDesigns
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posted October 01, 2004 10:37 PM
Ah youth, when I was eighteen you could drink legally in Hawaii, when I was nineteen, happy hour at most restuaurants would do in Cali. When I was 20 I dropped from Cutty Sark to red wine and White Boardeaux, now at the end of my thirties I prefer aged mellow single malt scotch and Erdinger Weissebeir.And don't let those stupid Californian restauranteurs fool you, lemon in a glass of water makes it a finger bowl........! ------------------
Echoes from the Void
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You can kill them, but you cannot make them surrender
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http://www.vordesigns.com IP: |
CyberCannon
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posted October 02, 2004 01:14 AM
Lemon in water? Better be a lot of Lemon in a little watter with a sprinkle of sugar. ------------------
An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand. CC IP: |
=DNX= Matrix
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posted October 02, 2004 05:20 AM
Take my Wharfrine ... please !IP: |
pablito
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posted October 03, 2004 06:33 PM
Do we gotta? Yup, life was good while intoxicated. Now you see the factors that made all that possible. Spoiled teenagers!
Then again, not all of us came from middle class settlements... the difference was in who drank whiskey and/or a close relative of commercial alcohol. World has changed!!! I'm not even 30 and have declared myself old! (no offense to people who are actually older). But when you come from a semi-pushed-over conservative culture... you can't help to see you're a nerd here all liberal ideologies made me realize I'm a hippie, but other than that, I'M OLD!!  lol... sunday, sunday, sunday!!... where's a gf when you need 1... (for the moment that is ...ok, i'll take your Wharfrine.
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=DNX= Matrix
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posted October 03, 2004 08:52 PM
Oh yeah baby, u cant beat a bit of the old anti-coagulant IP: |
Dudymas
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posted October 04, 2004 11:29 AM
Sheesh... does anyone else in here have an alcohol problem like me? I mean, I can't have the only creative addiction here... You all talk about alcohol as something so bad, but never before have I learned to juggle as when I learned that you could soak towels with alcohol, light them, and throw them around. I mean, cmon. IF you don't get it on your skin too much, you can at least keep your arms... most of the time.... but it's bad if the stuff runs down into your armpits (or is it a mixed blessing?). Either way, alcohol is very education when given the right light (har har). I mean, heck, I saw that the union station at DC even has some chiseling that praise fire as man's greatest invention. Is there a better way to explore it? I mean, with alcohol, anything can be flammable! Imagine how powerful that is! Given enough, you could even light a portion of the ocean on fire! Woooh! Imagine the jet-ski rides then! And you could even type on your keyboard with lit gloves so people think you really do get that 200 wpm rating that you brag about all the time... ok, I'll shuddap now. I guess I had too much hot chocolate and cookies from the bakery *sluuurp*. Hot chocolate is bad for you kids. It's an entry-level drug to alcohol. *Sluuurp* So give uncle Dudy all your hot chocolate. Bad, bad stuff. Caused organized crime in the 90's. Swiss miss, what a gangster that little girl was, but I wouldn't trust swiss people anyways. Ok.... really, I'll shuddap now.....IP: |
Dudymas
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posted October 04, 2004 11:33 AM
And besides... check this out. Under the influence of hot-chocolate, these things start rolling around. And yeah, if you see it too, you should give me your hot chocolate.
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pablito
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posted October 04, 2004 01:14 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!IP: |
VorDesigns
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posted October 04, 2004 03:20 PM
<While keeping one foot on the floor> Hey, how did you tranfer room spin to an image? I Like It!IP: |
THETAXI
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posted October 04, 2004 03:55 PM
Huh? Is it Friday already???[This message has been edited by THETAXI (edited October 04, 2004).] IP: |
Teulk
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posted October 04, 2004 04:09 PM
BTW...you're not supposed to SNORT the Swiss Miss..........IP: |
CyberCannon
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posted October 04, 2004 04:40 PM
I figured he was shooting it. Though to be honest you can become addicted to chocolate. I always did think that was wierd.------------------
An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand. CC IP: |
pablito
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posted October 04, 2004 08:25 PM
not for those that are allergic to it... like me ... oh, wait: IP: |
VorDesigns
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posted October 06, 2004 08:46 PM
Who!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Likes Pie? IP: |
pablito
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posted October 13, 2004 10:46 AM
BORED!
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