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Author Topic:   WAAAAAAA!!!!!! my website is a nomad!
KiLlEr
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posted February 23, 2004 12:49 AM            
Sorry for the outage, but boomstickjoes and mod-o-palooza has been bounced to 3 different servers in the past 12 hrs. They migrated me off the original server that was being decomissioned. Unfortuatly the first server couldn't process XSL, so they move me. Then they realized that that server couldn't either. So they're being moved again.

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Rex R
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posted February 23, 2004 02:03 AM            
guess we'll just have to call it the 'flying dutchman' website

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted February 23, 2004 10:21 AM            
Ahh the joys of non-dynamic content html *Cough* seriously though - least u know that when they do settle on a server, it'll be a KICKASS one

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Dudymas
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posted February 23, 2004 05:09 PM            
oh get real. Now, maybe someone here has some blackmail info we could use, then we'd have enough server space and power for us to all host our own TM websites... of course, Killer would be the instigator.

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted February 23, 2004 09:36 PM            
Gotta be able to dedicate a pc to hosting Dudy, both me and kong know that too well

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KiLlEr
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posted February 23, 2004 09:44 PM            
If I had a dedicated connection to the internet, I have a machine here that is primed and ready to host. }B>

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KiLlEr
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posted February 24, 2004 01:55 AM            
YAY!

My site is up and is working fine. The clan battle stats from this weekend are up.

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Blue n Gold Sue
Member
posted February 24, 2004 03:56 AM            
Amazing.. I could get to your site from work Killer, but still can't do it from home - a full 5 hrs later. Jeez, the DNS updating takes a while...One of the downsides to living on the left coast. Did I tell you guys, I saw pussy willows this weekend, and our daffodils have sprouted, and the cherry trees are in bloom. One of the BENEfits of being on the left coast

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VorDesigns
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posted February 26, 2004 09:39 PM            
Sue,

If you are using a high speed ISP, then change your DNS to something other than the local ISP; telco and cable company dns servers are notoriously slow and overloaded.

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted February 27, 2004 02:08 AM            
I would - if I knew how
Wanna tell me? I see that setting on my router, but I dare not touch things willie nillie

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Random Chaos
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posted February 29, 2004 01:56 AM            
*packs Killer into a bag and starts shipping him all over also *

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KiLlEr
Member
posted February 29, 2004 03:40 AM            
Wait RC, I have a better idea.

*walks over to a large padlocked door, opens it and turns on the Acme InstaClone 3000*

Here we go!

*Jumps into the 'in chamber' and activates the machine. Seconds later hundreds of <<KiLleR CLoNeS>> pop out of the out hatch*

Plenty of me to go around now!

Bwahahahahahahaha

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GoldAnt_Number1
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posted February 29, 2004 11:49 AM            
ooooh, thats scarey...., imagine the programming he could do with 30 of himself... the gaming (LOL, can you imagine 30 killers on a server?, or the typing! (oooh boy)

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Random Chaos
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posted February 29, 2004 12:02 PM            
*jumps into chamber also*

Now you will be scared...

*Hundreds of Random Chaos clones pop out!*

MUHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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CyberCannon
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posted March 03, 2004 01:30 AM            
RC, this place is chaotic enough don't you think?

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An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

CC

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted March 03, 2004 07:25 AM            
In steps matrix with a shotgun in full resident evil atire

** BANG ** BANG ** BANG **

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KiLlEr
Member
posted March 03, 2004 10:07 AM            
You have a limited amount of bullets, but there is an unlimited amount of KiLlEr and RC clones! BWAHAHAH!

** The clones descend on Matrix like a horde of deadly locust. **

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Dudymas
Member
posted March 03, 2004 06:03 PM            
*with many giggles*
Yes, but do you stand a chance against... the horrible.... the insidious.... the LUDICROUS:

ALM1GH7Y COoKiE DOugh PIE!!!!i!!!ii!i!i!

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And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously

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KiLlEr
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posted March 03, 2004 07:46 PM            
arrg, there goes a few thousand clones.

Oh well, they pop out of the machine faster than popcorn out of a popcorn popper gone bezerk!!

The clones are marchin google-plex by google-plex hurrah hurrah!

Soon the world will be overgrown with clones!!!! muahahahahah!

(btw, we did forget to install an 'off' button, oh well typical acme product. )

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CyberCannon
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posted March 04, 2004 12:13 AM            
Well there is one off button available.

**Whips tac nuke out of pocket and tosses beside cloning machine and gets out Dodge fastttttttttt.**

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An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

CC

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Random Chaos
Member
posted March 04, 2004 01:40 PM            
Doesn't stop the cloning as the nuke decends...the clones continue like a sandstorm in a desert where every sand particle is a clone....the nuke explodes and barely takes out but a handful of sand...and the hoard continues forward in madness!!

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