Author Topic:   Crass or clever? 83 new AI names of players past & present for the 85 weapons server!
posted November 19, 2003 04:21 AM            
Crass is actually my specialty. But this time I dare say clever is the operative word. Harmless has done yeoman's work in coming up with 83 new AI names to both remember and poke fun at players past and present. I'm not entirely sure what yeoman's work is. But whatever it is, Harmless did it.

That's roughly 83 new names, 19 old ones*, plus each clan will have a tank name. Hmmm. The "110 AI names" server?

You can see the explanations for all but one weapon here. You can get the optional weapons download here. For accuracy's sake: That's 19 modified stock weapons and power-ups, 58 made by others & heavily modified by myself, and 9 creations of my own. Harmless is good enough to host it for me and is now adding his distinctive wit to the mix.

Here they are grouped by clan. As previously noted, reserve all praise and especially all criticism for our good buddy Harm.

A.O.D. Angels of Death
"No, I'm not that rapper guy..." Sheedo
"I don't understand it either." Ban Sach
"snipe and run... and run" Kong *
"Hi. I'm Killer. And I'm an update-aholic." Killer *

D.O.G. Death or Glory
"You must bow before me!" King John 1st
"I'm in a band! Doo-Dah, Doo-Dah." Bonzo Dog
"read any of my books? clifford." Red Dog
"Cue the theme song please." Robo Jaws
"designed with the aid of a computer." The Cad
"So who is this king arthur dude anyway" Aragon
"rabbi, priest, and minister walk into a bar.." Jester
"Where did this gold tatoo come from?" Teulk

The Golden Ants
"(First be saved, then) DIE!!!" GA#1 *
"Ntus." 666 *
"Racing IS more fun!" GA#3_Jon
"I got my hands all over Par." GA_Queen *
"I'll be in engineering." GA_Scottie
"CyberCannon-Fodder" CyberCannon *
"I know where Flagstaff is, do you?" GA_STJR64
"Chocobos are my final fantasy" GA_Areldyb

L.W.A. Lone Wolf Alliance
"2nd place... again" Max *
"Yeah, I have lots of brothers." A2597 *
"Short, sweet, and to the point" Kv
"I am the one!" Neo
"Proof that Mac users are... 'different'." Harmless *
"Yeah... Woohoo... Yippee!" Hootah
"Think monty python, fool." FBunny
"Knit one, darn two, knit one, darn two." Spindle
"Hey! Some people like hairy backs!" Wolfman *
"I know... but they mean well." Guided by Voices
"Junkyard wars, here I come!" Scrap Metal

non affliates
"Fragging me is ironic." Corpse *
"Dude, being blue is awesome!" Sonic
"Jams and Jellys... oh my." Marmalizer!
"You wanna be my friend?" Pisano
"Try this one on a linux command prompt!" Synack
"No, I'm not playing the mite." Yugo
"you'll never guess what it means.." NSC FMT
"So what does Alt+K do again?" Player
"I really should move to a warmer climate." Thor
"Viva Zapata!" MexIndian
"Battlezone rocks!" BMR-Cap
"Just try to catch me if you can!" JeepChick
"uck is just my nickname." Uckfaouya
"Ok, so my typing needs some improvement." Robu1
"Technology will save us all!" WonderJava
"no bark, only a bite." Venom

Zyon Enterprises
"I got shrooms." Sage *
"So where did Eve get to?" Adam
"Laugh till your sides hurt" Smiley
"I love my happy pills!" Smiley-Mo
"I'm refering to my trigger finger." Mr Twitch
"I'll take you any day of the week!" JohnB
"More, it means more." Mas

Temporal Chaos
"It IS a mathematical concept." RandomChaos
"I want one of them Moelller flying cars!" Hawk
"Hey, I'm not a rapper either!" Kaeto
"just so you know, I have a full set of hair!" Charlie
"YUM, hot and spicy jumbolaya" JL

B.W.L. Black Widow Lance
"don't wake me up, it's just getting good." Dreamer
"It's swisher!! Not swiffer!" Swisher
"Man! Bogged down again!" Peeeto
"calista flocks my heart" Allie
"I am the mouse that roared!" Stuart
"Holmes just got lucky, that's all." Moriarty
"I thought women only got hot flashes" Lightning
"you, me, one on one! say your prayers!" RexR
"I knew I should have worn a shirt with sleeves." Ace
"The weather girls ain't got nothing on me!" Weatherman
"But that server was working before I left." Paranor
"solitude is good for the soul" Desolation1900
"I love using the ram drill!" Vlad
"Round and round we go." JVortex
"Bullet proof and TM approved" Kevlar
"Yeah! It's hammer time!" Hammer
"Pooh Bear needs this honey, pronto!" Tigger
"Is this one ranked?" Irascible *
"I am the father of all dragons!" Glomund
"the editing admin" Sailor *
"a little head trauma never hurt anyone" mELLONcRACKER *

DNX DiaNetiX
"Lightening never strikes twice... I hope." SuperUnknown *
"Oops, I think I spelled it backwards." Nemzad
"Can't.. see.. sun.. in.. my.. eyes.." Shadow
"Just one more pint." Ni *
"need to be more careful where I step." Turdheart
"But I liked having a tail!" Goku
"101 and counting" Dalmatian
"It's the 13,623rd most popular surname in the US" Tiggs
"I prefer my muzzle loader, thank you." Grind n' Click
"I really do like their music!" Slayer
"Don't call me Calli!" Coaxs *
"champion at camp-ion" BamZipPow *
"Yadda yadda blah blah" Blandy
"THE grandfather of all tanks!" TBI King Tiger
"Mario's dragon puppet living behind a sewer grate" Radigator
"ok, follow closely... ka-BOOM!" KA
"I am the alpha and the omega!" Cemetery
"Shiva and I are best of friends." Destroyer
"I really should get broadband" PingOfDeath
"I feel like dancing!" Dr Pepper
"This cotton fabric is the bomb!" Feel the Curtain
"Poland is very kewl!!" HUT (PL)

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=DNX= Matrix
posted November 19, 2003 05:14 AM            
Is some1 being careful or is it just me lol ....


posted November 19, 2003 05:48 AM            
matrix, we are going to give you a new moniker. my brain was catching on fire so i had to go put it out

may peace doggedly
follow you.


=DNX= Matrix
posted November 19, 2003 08:47 AM            
My ears were burning too Mike lol...


posted November 19, 2003 09:26 AM            
Man...I want the ICQ of all those people...I have a lot of annoying messages to send to all...LOL

Good job Ras...

Tin Horn Community Admin Dictator at your service…that is…if I will do it!
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posted November 19, 2003 09:30 AM            
I am going to take those players names and make them the names for the AI tanks on the community server...just the names though.

again...thx Ras.

Tin Horn Community Admin Dictator at your service…that is…if I will do it!
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posted November 19, 2003 09:47 AM            
Scuffing the ground and holding his basketball...

Hey Man!!!!

"I got rules!!!!!"



posted November 19, 2003 10:48 AM            
LMAO @ mine!

thats great.

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Flying Tanks and Cookie Dough?
Oh, wait, no. If tanks were ment to fly they would have been born with little bags of salted peanuts.


posted November 19, 2003 11:12 AM            
Mine definately fits most of the time on DDMs.

An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.



posted November 19, 2003 03:08 PM            
Uh... Devil,

You came up with your name. Ant came up with Supe's. Matrix came up with Sage's. I got the rest of the asterisked names. And Harm came up with, what was it? 83 new names!!! I put Harmless's name in friggin bold and you still missed it. LOL! As we like to say around here (mostly because it rhymes), "Abre tus ojos boboso!". :^p

What you meant to say was "Good job Harm.".


posted November 19, 2003 03:42 PM            
And what a loving brother he is. The "ntus" was originally his I just started typing in too much of a hurry on the chat lines...and I guess I was online more than he is...soo I ended up with it. Thanks for letting me have it bro.

Tin Horn Community Admin Dictator at your service…that is…if I will do it!
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posted November 19, 2003 04:44 PM            
I would prefer "Kiss This" lol


=DNX= Matrix
posted November 19, 2003 05:07 PM            
AI-Matrix "You Have GOT To Be Kidding" lol


AI-Matrix "Im Tellin Ya That Hit & NO Damage !!!"

Just a thought

Thought of a good one for ya Ras (cant remember if ive said it before either but here goes)

AI-Ras "Cry H-VAC & Let Slip The Dogs of War"

Heh - and they call me uncultured lol ...


posted November 19, 2003 05:46 PM            
ok, this is for you matrix:

"just one more DMF forum mod and all will be perfect." Matrix

oops, sorry about that vor, you'll be added.

if i missed anybody, please let me know. after a while, i was going cross-eyed looking at so many names. so let me know if i missed you, or if someone was important to TM in the past and is no longer active and online, let me know what their name was and i'll hit the puree setting on my creative juice blender.


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posted November 19, 2003 06:08 PM            
That's actually quite witty Matrix. They may call you uncultured. But I certainly don't call you... that. LOL!

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=DNX= Matrix
posted November 19, 2003 06:29 PM            
Mikey - COOL - Got me nailed there

Ras - I Know EXACTLY what you mean.

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Scrap Metal
posted November 19, 2003 07:52 PM            
Did I ever actually say that or is it just based on my name? Either way I like it! It goes well with my extrememly high death-frag ratio.


posted November 19, 2003 09:19 PM            
but i really do like my tail


-Guided by Voices-
posted November 20, 2003 03:42 PM            
***whos there? who said that? do what***

go to www.GBV.com and go to muisc and then go to mulitmedia and download muisc...

Sex can be exciting, But add love and it has meaning...

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