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Author Topic:   "85 weapons & pwrups" needs your wit and sarcasm or, lacking those, your insults!
Irascible
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posted July 21, 2003 12:40 AM            
I want some new AI names to add to the list. The goal is to poke fun at active players while not being too offensive. For example, AI - "Lousy no good S.O.B." Irascible may have an element of truth to it, but it lacks wit... or at least it does IMO.

Here's the current list:
AI - "Why aren't we playing my maps? D@mn it!" 666
AI - "only plays reeeal late" Rex
AI - "snipe and run... and run" Kong
AI - "the editing admin" Sailor
AI - "I'll update my site when I'm good and ready." Coax
AI - "the dogged leader of DOG" King John 1st
AI - "I've got rules." Vortex the Barbarian
AI - "teenage angst" Scrap Metal
AI - "maker of butt" Killer
AI - "My bandwidth is better than yours." Paranor
AI - "Help me! I can't stop chatting!" G.A.#1
AI - "Bite me." Max
AI - "owns you" Irascible
AI - "champion at camp-ion" BamZipPow
AI - "Fragging me is ironic." Corpse
AI - "Lone Wolfman Alliance" Wolfman
AI - "a little head truama never hurt anyone" Meloncracker
AI - "You'd smile too if only you knew." Smiley

Don't be insulted if I haven't figured out a name for you. In fact, you probably would have been insulted if I had. New names and names to replace existing ones are both welcome.

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GoldAnt_Number1
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posted July 21, 2003 12:58 AM            
AI-"I'll fry you like lightning" SuperUnknown
AI-"new kind of coaxial cable" coaxs
AI-"thinks hes cool cause hes got the shortest name" kv

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted July 21, 2003 01:33 AM            
AI-"I'm In The Lead !!" 666
AI-"Wheres my Plasma Storm" BamZipPow
AI-"Daddy's Hooommmeeeeee" Corpse
AI-"I Got Shrooms" Sage
AI-"I Never Spawn, Honest" Matrix
AI-"R-R-R-R-Reload" Ras
AI-"Check Ur Pulse NOW" Queen
AI-"Stitch This" Sailor
AI-"My Other Tank Is Russian" Ni
AI-"Actually I DO Own The Road" Coax
AI-"BK Flamer & Death - You Got It" Tiggs
AI-"Eat My Shorts" KoreaArmy

???

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Irascible
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posted July 21, 2003 02:56 AM            
AI-"I Got Shrooms" Sage will be in. LOL!

My problem is that I don't know these people as well you Matrix (Ant too). So I don't get all the references. I get Ant's references (maybe AI - "Surge protector my arse!" SuperUnknown would be good, ay Ant?). I get the 666, Bam, Ras and Queen names... I think.

But the rest? Were you known for spawn fragging Matrix? Is Corpse a daddy's boy? Does sailor make quilts? Does Tiggs eat too much at Burger King? Is KoreaArmy a Simpsons fan? Is Coax a lousy driver? Is Ni a communist? LOL! Fun.

[This message has been edited by Irascible (edited July 21, 2003).]

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-DNX-Ni
Member
posted July 21, 2003 05:17 AM            
I am?!? lol

"You can't beat me with my BB" Matrix

"This is fun" 666

"I know, dear" Queen

"I just keep comin atcha in a straight line" Wolfman

"You're Marked" Sailor

"Can you guess me?" Irascible

"..." KA

"njfkew;nfjkewuvibgirbguibvirlbgv;bvr;agb" GA1

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wolfman
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posted July 21, 2003 06:44 AM            
I want the Shrooms name. Never had em or tried em but those who know me well wonder lmao JT

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666
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posted July 21, 2003 10:09 AM            
"Ntus - 666"

or

"Ntus - harmless"


LMAO

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted July 21, 2003 11:11 AM            
Shrooms Explained: http://206.222.78.140/ubb/Forum2/HTML/002656.html

Ive been known to have an itchy trigger finger yeah - so im guilty of the odd spawnfrag.

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CyberCannon
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posted July 21, 2003 11:15 AM            
I think
AI- "GRRRR" 666

AI- "Dead again?" CyberCannon

AI- "Die!!!!!!!!ARGH" GA#1

AI- "Who's Ready for a BBQ?" BamZipPow

AI- "Ntus Oh well Toodles." Harmless

AI- "Is this one Ranked?" Irascible

AI- "Who has the Guts for a Domination Map" Matrix

AI- "Surge Protecter? What's that." SuperUnknown

AI- "The Quilting Queen" Queen

AI- "Do I have a shoot me note on the Back of my Tank?" CyberCannon

AI- "Race Time!!!" 666


Actually, either of these would fit me pretty well too. "Check Ur Pulse NOW" "I just keep comin atcha in a straight line" (though I am trying to get better about it)

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May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted July 21, 2003 12:45 PM            
AI-"What do you mean, BIG ASS TARGET ?" Matrix

AI-"Toodle Pip" harmless

AI-"Im Back" Sage

AI-"No Umbrella's Allowed... Nooooooo" Paranor

AI-"So if i connect this to this .. BANG DOH" Aragon

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A2597
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posted July 21, 2003 06:17 PM            
Cool...one of my weapons - A2597
my high-res pack looks better - A2597
GAH! ICE! - A2597
lag - A2597


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Irascible
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posted July 21, 2003 09:41 PM            
Ah, I C now about the Sage reference. I laughed at it originally because I envisioned Sage taking certain hallucinogenic mushrooms as an explanation for his occasionally wacky posts. Hmm, I still do. If you want the name Wolf, you'll have to act considerably more irrational on the BB and/or servers.

Definitely in:
AI - "I Got Shrooms" Sage I can't let go of my alternative explanation. ;^)
AI - "Is this one Ranked?" Irascible Well, is it???
AI - "ntus" 666 Illiterate chat as a trademark? Perfect! ;^)
Something about Supe and surge protectors will be there.
One of Queen's names will be there.

I'll add those names and more by this Saturday. I'll take a bunch of mine out. Scrap Metal certainly has plenty of angst, but he isn't active. Yeah, I know. Sage isn't active. But I can't help it on that one.

If there's one that you think is as funny as heck and I don't mention it, then help me out. Like I said, there's a few here and there that I don't get because I don't have your experience. Of course, there's that odd sense of Yank humor that may not allow me to appreciate your wit. There's no helping me there.

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted July 21, 2003 11:19 PM            
How could you miss: "Bring it ON!!" BZP

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Blue n Gold Sue
Member
posted July 21, 2003 11:20 PM            
All hail the queen - Blue and Gold Sue I got that from Supe the other day.
Or something about hands Like
Gimme a hand - GA_Queen

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kv
Member
posted July 22, 2003 08:55 AM            
? "shortest name" is the best anyone could come up with for me?

... I really need to get my server back up...

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Irascible
Member
posted July 22, 2003 11:03 AM            
You're welcome to volunteer something else kv. Though I must remind you peeps that two out of the three things listed in the title were sarcasm and insults. Some of these names are just way too nice. Let's get mean... I mean that in a good way, of course. :^)

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CyberCannon
Member
posted July 22, 2003 12:42 PM            
I still like mine about GA since he tends to say that most everytime he attacks someone. Here is another one on me.

AI- "Killed himself with...*Don't I feel foolish* CyberCannon

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An Irish Blessing
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
The rains fall soft upon your fields and,
Until we meet again.
May God hold you in the palm of His hand.

CC

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wolfman
Member
posted July 23, 2003 03:53 PM            
I have to wait till I retire till I try shrooms lmao I am crushed and hurt. No really, I am. lol JT

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Scrap Metal
Member
posted July 24, 2003 11:12 PM            
Once again I am looking up the difinition of angst, and once again I don't understand where you see it in me? Could someone please point out how I am full of "apprehention and anxiety, often accompanied by depression"

And here's one for me I thought someone else would have seen: "I could beat you if not for my lag" Scrap Metal

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted July 25, 2003 01:14 AM            
AI-"Lag Armour" Scrap Metal
AI-"Crash To Desktop" Yugo
AI-"Warp Master" A2579
AI-"All I see is the code" Killer
AI-"Im still working on it" A2579
AI-"When its ready" Matrix

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Irascible
Member
posted July 25, 2003 03:00 AM            
No worries Scrap. The AI is going to be removed. Meanwhile, all the best wishes while you work out that teenage angst thing. LOL!

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666
Member
posted July 25, 2003 09:17 AM            
I am so clueless at times...shrooms is short for mushrooms. Well, Susan and I cook often with mushrooms in omelets, pizzas, you name it. Little did we know that Sage is a cook himself.

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KiLlEr
Member
posted July 25, 2003 09:55 AM            
Depends on your definition of 'cooked'

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Blue n Gold Sue
Member
posted July 25, 2003 11:55 AM            
I think AI-LogScan Version 1,99873624.5-KiLlEr is more appropriate

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KiLlEr
Member
posted July 25, 2003 12:32 PM            
or maybe:

AI - Yet another Update <<KiLlEr>>
AI - The Mad Updater <<KiLlEr>>

or maybe the more resque:

AI - Can't keep my damn hands off it <<KiLlEr>>


LOL

[This message has been edited by KiLlEr (edited July 25, 2003).]

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