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Author Topic:   AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scrap Metal
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posted December 28, 2002 01:01 PM            
THERE WERE 6 PEOPLE ON THE LDA SERVER YESTERDAY, AND IT WOULDNT LET ME JOIN!!!! 6 PEOPLE AND I COULDNT JOIN!!!!!!! FIRST, IT TOOK FOREVER TO UPDATE THE CRATERS, THEN, IT TOOK FOREVER FOR ME TO SPAWN, AND THEN I JUST SPAWNED AND FLOATED IN MIDAIR. THERE WAS NO ACTIVITY AROUND ME, AND ALL I COULD DO WAS PRESS THE UP ARROW KEY AND WATCH SMOKE COME OFF MY TREADS!!!!!!!

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corpse
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posted December 28, 2002 01:36 PM            
poooooooor scrappy

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 28, 2002 02:10 PM            
now i cant join any servers and when i try, my AOL disconnects

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corpse
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posted December 28, 2002 02:23 PM            
all i have to say is
DUMP AOL

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coaxs
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posted December 28, 2002 03:34 PM            
::shakes head::

Leave AOL, we know your young and we'll forgive you.

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 28, 2002 05:36 PM            
i have wanted to ditch AOL for years. my dad uses it for his home office and is pretty fed up too. we're getting broadband soon. how soon, i dont know

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mr.BIG
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posted December 29, 2002 03:23 AM         
What a total bummer dude , how bout some Scoobey snacks .
I sure would like to show ya the ropes on the server.
I'll tell ya who the real fraggers are , and who's lame etc. But be careful as there are some real fruits (fruitcakes with no nuts if you get what i mean) . Or not hehehhehehhehehe .

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 29, 2002 11:36 AM            
that used to be a very common phrase down here in miami. there was "fruit", "fruitcake", and I coined my own version, "tropical fruitcake" (this is miami after all.)

i managed to join the LDA server yesterday with quite a few people on it (6 others i think). with all my lag i managed to beautifully secure last place every time. my shots were delayed 2-3 seconds and precise aiming was totally impossible

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corpse
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posted December 29, 2002 11:47 AM            
let me say it again DUMP AOL
go cable or dsl
we got fruits out in Cal. to.
we keep most of them in the bay area
(San Fran.)

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 29, 2002 12:22 PM            
i just remembered another one that i started. scream "tropical" with an extended roll of the toung (this one didnt seem to work as well as the rest)

as for DSL or cable, i think my dad may be the cheapest guy on earth. he started his own reinsurance firm and business is just roaring, and yet i think the only thing he has ever splurged on is our 55" HDTV and 5.1 channel surround sound system. maybe it has something to do with the fact that he has three college funds to fill. the only reason i have any chance of getting broadband is because we found a package deal from Adelphia that gives us cable internet along with digital cable (which we need for our digital TV) for about $80.00, which is like $2.50 less than we pay for our cable and AOL together

as for san francisco, i heard a joke about that once (if anyone is offended by this I'll edit it out) it was: "Question: How many strait San Franciscans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Answer: Both of them"

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corpse
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posted December 29, 2002 12:46 PM            
so they got 2 strait guys in san fran.
lol right

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mr.BIG
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posted December 29, 2002 01:01 PM         
Hehe that was a good 1 .
I think your gonna fit in just fine here .
Finally another peep with a sense of humor ( like mine and Corpse hehe )
As far as dialup ISP i'm doin fine with sbc yahoo The 1st month was free then another 2 months at 10.00 bucks . After that it's 21.95 a month , a few bucks less than AOL and a heck of a lot better.
My ping on the LDA server is usually around 300 which is good for dialup .
BTW Corpse i did my best to defend you online the other day when gang members called you a pillow biter hehe Then i got called Guido somethin or other , i'm alway's bein confused with that Whap
Well time for some TM and Scoobey Snacks hehe .

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 29, 2002 01:52 PM            
i'm gonna make sure we never change to another dial up ISP or else i dont think we'll ever get broadband. with AOL, my ping is at least always 400 but every time i fire, its delayed WAY more than .400 seconds.

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 29, 2002 01:54 PM            
damn you people. i just figured out what the scooby snack crack meant. corpse, dont call me scrappy any more. mr. big, dont mention scooby snacks (i always hated that show)

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corpse
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posted December 29, 2002 01:55 PM            
lol

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mr.BIG
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posted December 29, 2002 02:05 PM         
So whats wrong with Scoobey snacks ??
they are great finger food and good for dippin hehe

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mr.BIG
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posted December 29, 2002 02:06 PM         
And how old are you anyway ???

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corpse
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posted December 29, 2002 02:09 PM            
can you say
SCOOBY-DOO and SCRAPPY TOO
LOL
IF YOU SEND ME YOUR ADDRESS I CAN SEND YOU SOME SCOOBY SNACKS , WE SELL THE AT WORK.

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 29, 2002 04:14 PM            
me? i'll be 15 in june

I'm gonna take that scooby snack and shove it up your-... sleeping bag.

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Rex R
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posted December 29, 2002 09:28 PM            
ya know I don't think I've seen anyone try to play with a ping of 12900 before...is that a record? (got a screenie of it case it is)
drat! it is not, does put you solidly in 3rd place though.

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 30, 2002 12:28 AM            
when did i have a ping of 12900?

well, that was the last time i got to join a server. now all my pings to all the servers are at LEAST 3000-4000. it takes me forever to connect, then i just float in midair until AOL crashes and my connection is timed out.

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CyberCannon
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posted December 30, 2002 01:11 AM            
WOW, that is worse than me, I am usually at 300 - 400, though I have reached almost 20K one time. The funny thing about that is I didn't get kicked off the server.

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Rex R
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posted December 30, 2002 02:33 AM            
during one of your attempts to join I hit the tab key to glance at some of the past messages and noticed your ping (as reported to me) was 12900 your actual ping was prolly in the 6k range

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted December 30, 2002 03:11 PM            
Check out the Lord of the Pings section: http://www.dnxworld.homestead.com/lordofpings.html A ping of 12900 would earn you third place

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 30, 2002 03:51 PM            
just what i have always wanted, to have one of the worst connections in the world

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