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Scrap Metal
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posted December 25, 2002 03:09 PM            
in a moment of inactivity and out of sheer boredom, i decided to create this thread. this thread shall be open to any questions, comments, or ravings of a total lunatic that anyone wishes to say. this is likely to fall flat on its face, but if i get any replies they'll probably be interesting!

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synack
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posted December 25, 2002 04:22 PM         
1) Why don't the pentacles keep the evil spirits away? (You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!) :-P

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Bonzo Dog
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posted December 25, 2002 05:25 PM            
Dunno about keepin evil spirits away but there `s nothin better than roastin ya nuts by the fire at christmas.

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mr.BIG
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posted December 25, 2002 06:45 PM         
Well maybe a good lookin woman helpin ya roast ya nuts by the fire would be better BTW is Ras and Grumpy the same player ????
The way Grumpy plays I can see why he's Grumpy hehe

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-DNX-Ni
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posted December 25, 2002 06:51 PM            
I SAY, THAT'S A NICE 817ch u got for xmas!

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Grind_and_Click
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posted December 25, 2002 07:02 PM            
*burrrrrp* uhh god , man thats alot of turkey, and christmas pudding and b**r uuhhh
man, uuhhhhhhh,

im gona go lay down

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KiLlEr
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posted December 25, 2002 09:09 PM            
prrrt pfffft sqeeeek


'scuse me, a little gassy.


pfffffft puuuurrrrrrrt ffaaaaarrrrrt

squeak squeak squeak

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=DNX= Matrix
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posted December 25, 2002 10:01 PM            
*Thinks of a nice greasy bacon, runny egg and tomato sandwich, covered in cigarette ash and served up in a dirty ashtray with spit on it*

*Leans into the loo*

BLKUUUUrrRURRRRRGGGGRHHhhhhhh .. BBBBBLlllllllurRRGh.. chock chock, blur blur BLUURRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHGGHH *gurgle* ....................

BLURRRGHEHHhhhhhhh *drip drip drip*...

BLUrRUrRurUGGUGGGGGUugGGGGGgggggHHHhhh.

*wipes mouth and heads back to the bar*

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Paranor
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posted December 26, 2002 04:30 PM            
wth is a "loo"?

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synack
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posted December 26, 2002 05:52 PM         
Par, you're kidding me right? I mean, I'm a bloody colonist, and even I know what a loo is.

The big white phone you sometimes talk to Ralph on?

The porcelain bus you sometimes drive?

Giving you any ideas?

[This message has been edited by synack (edited December 26, 2002).]

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted December 26, 2002 07:05 PM            
a toilet!

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synack
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posted December 26, 2002 07:21 PM         
Sue ... please. Not dainty. Girls don't talk to Ralph or drive the bus. (What do girls do??)

It's the CAN, MAN!

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted December 26, 2002 07:36 PM            
We use the powder room?

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Paranor
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posted December 26, 2002 08:07 PM            
oh, the "john".

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-DNX-Ni
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posted December 26, 2002 08:42 PM            
Ze Kingz Throne!

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coaxs
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posted December 26, 2002 09:16 PM            
How do you drive a porcelain bus?

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-DNX-Ni
Member
posted December 26, 2002 09:23 PM            
Like u drive the chocolate train out the tail-end tunnel!

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 26, 2002 09:38 PM            
Toilet- "watercloset", "john", "commode", "cyclone", "facilities", "outhouse", "big white phone" "whirlpool", "Black Hole", "can", "pot", "sh*t sucker", "restroom", "bathroom", "loo", "porcelain bus", "sh*tter,... (yes, i did consult encarta.)

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 26, 2002 09:40 PM            
you people are sick! here i go creating a perfectly good open thread and you turn it into a toilet talk!!

[This message has been edited by Scrap Metal (edited December 26, 2002).]

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 26, 2002 09:42 PM            
you drive a porcelain bus very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very,very, very, very, carefully. (gotta love ctrl+c and ctrl+v)

[This message has been edited by Scrap Metal (edited December 26, 2002).]

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Sailor
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posted December 26, 2002 10:48 PM            
And here I always thought a loo was just an accoutrament to a watercloset. Have to go back to England and brush up I see. Oh well I am sure corporate headquarters in Hull can handle this issue.

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Blue n Gold Sue
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posted December 27, 2002 03:58 AM            
You forgot "throne", particulary the porcelein throne.

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Bonzo Dog
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posted December 27, 2002 02:10 PM            
You also forgot Kaazy

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Scrap Metal
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posted December 27, 2002 04:56 PM            
well, EXCUSE ME!

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coaxs
Member
posted December 27, 2002 04:58 PM            
your excused, I didn't smell anything though.

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