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Author Topic:   Happy Spam
Kevlar
Member
posted May 09, 2002 01:08 PM            
Tread Marks!!! (There it belongs in this forum)

This place could use a happy thread!!!!!!!!!!!


A lady walks into a bar with two huge Rottweiler's, one under each arm.

The bartender asks "What can I get you."

To which she replies,

"A place to sit down my dogs are killing me."


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JeepChick
Member
posted May 09, 2002 01:13 PM            
unladylike *snort*

JC

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MexIndian
Member
posted May 09, 2002 01:39 PM            
Is the above a true story, JC?

COME CORREC'!!! (this line of slang means: State the Truth).

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If I were you and you were me and I fragged you whose score would go up?

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Grind_and_Click
Member
posted May 09, 2002 01:41 PM            
true story!

(a lawyer is talking to a doctor in a court room)

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere.


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Grind and click , lock and load

[This message has been edited by Grind_and_Click (edited May 09, 2002).]

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coax
Administrator
posted May 09, 2002 03:17 PM            
lol, that was a good one. Going to have to steal it too

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=DNX= Tiggs
Member
posted May 09, 2002 04:35 PM            
good one Grind.

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