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Author Topic:   H-E-doublehockeysticks
TurdHeart
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posted October 26, 2001 08:01 AM            
I hope everybody is well. Sorry it took me this long - I;m sharing a videophone connection, and I;ve had a crazy time setting up a proxy server. Basically I can get 0.5K uploads, so I won't be playing any TM online soon. But I'm staying in practice playing single player.

So, as you'd expect, this place is awful. However, they LOVE us here in Uzbek. Even though I'm a canuck, I'm often greeted with ;heeyyyyyyyyyy Amrika!; (American). Most of the people I've met want the US to govern the middle east. That surprised me, but not so much when I thought about how many decades they;ve lived in this wasteland of horror.

I could tell stories, but none of them are happy. The spirits of the locals have lifted since the US attacks however. From what little I can translate, these people want to make ;soup; out of the Taliban.

Cya - hope to be fraggin y'all soon! I expect I'll have some catching up to do when I get back! Turd

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KONG
Member
posted October 26, 2001 08:37 AM            
you are missed. hang in there dude !!!!

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synack
Member
posted October 26, 2001 09:37 AM         
TH!

Didn't realize you'd gone over there. I sort of dropped out of TM and the BBS for a few weeks after I lost my best friend Joe on 9/11.

In what capacity are you there??

If the opportunity presents itself, frag some Taliban butt, and tell them that's for Joe and about 6000 other people.

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Paranor
Member
posted October 26, 2001 10:02 AM            
Hey TH - good to hear from you! I'm surprised at what you are saying also. I figured they wouldn't want anyone over there much less have the US govern them. I'm glad they feel that way - I'm sure it makes your trip that less harder or that much more enjoyable depending on your flavor.

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Grind_and_Click
Member
posted October 26, 2001 11:44 AM            
hey TH

im the sitting duck on the battle feild just now lol , the newbie , so untill im good im gona fly the flag of the sheep lol , i duno u reely, but ye man stay with it and good luck guy

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Grind and Click , Lock and Load

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted October 26, 2001 01:04 PM            
yeah man, and dont forget to wear the dnx patch and carve "dnx woz ere!" on osamas head - thatll have congress debating its mening for years ! lol

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SuperUnknown
Administrator
posted October 26, 2001 03:13 PM            
Good to hear from you.Wish you were still able to play TM.Send a Tamohawk to Bin Laden for us!

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=DNX=goku
Member
posted October 26, 2001 03:42 PM            
TH man i would love to be there kill some tablan for me (dont forget to load the 120 in your M1Turbo )

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KameHaMeHa boom!!! you all are gone hehe

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted October 26, 2001 09:43 PM            
If ya ever get to meet bin laden - just walk up nice n cool - n say " I AM BECOME DEATH ! "

LMAO

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Irascible
Member
posted October 27, 2001 01:59 AM            
Like Synack said, tell us what you do. If don't want to, then make up something really good .

(What I REALLY want to hear is Bush saying "You got the nuke!". I'd be dancing in the street like those crazy sonny beaches did when the WTC was hit... woohoo!!!!)

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Dudymas
Member
posted October 27, 2001 10:56 PM            
Yeah, say something or we'll get Jim to hire an assasin (we couldn't afford one) to give you a huuuuuuuuuge wedgey and cover you in pink superstring and wrap you up in sandpaper and start trying to scratch you with matches...

As for Bush saying "You got Da' Nuke"... I'm all for it, but we need something canadian to go every now and then that says "Right ay, you got a nuke, ay!" followed by Neoki laughing. Okay, *says to himself* must stop wasting time, must stop wasting time.... OH, and have Saddam Husseign say," NUKEM'!" maybe, especially if you can spell his name right!

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TurdHeart
Member
posted October 29, 2001 08:18 AM            
(hopefully this gets thru okay - they have weird keyboards here and they dont translate too well)

Hey hey - good to hear from y;all! Have I been knocked off the DDM ranking yet? I don;t have the bandwidth to view too many web pages here, so I guess I;ll have to find out when I return.

For those interested - I came over here to Uzbek with the Air Force, but I;m not here in a military capacity. I;m part of Bush;s plan to buy friendly neighbours of Afganistan, so they become allies with the US. Basically the whole middle east is an ecological disaster area, so I;m here as a consultant to the US as to how to clean up the Uzbek/Afgan border. For example - there is a river separating the two countries - I wouldn;t dare stick my toe in it, but it serves as a major water supply for both countries. It;s full of oil, gas, garbage, dead cattle and the odd human body. The water smells like used cat litter.

I have an army escort with me everywhere - he carries a big gun (M-16 I guess it is?). But, everybody in Uzbek - even the Muslims - have been very nice to me. Keep in mind that these are VERY SMALL FACTIONS bringing all this terror down on the middle east. Most people don't really care about the American way, or the fact that Americans walked on ;sacred; soil. They just want to survive, and that means getting rid of the terrorists and Taliban regime. I'd say 90% of the population here is on the side of the US.

I;ve heard some funny stuff too. One local described to me how he would love to have a ;cookout; and roast Osama;s body to serve to the American troops.

Probably one thing that keeps me going out here is the British troops. It;s like an endless Monty Python sketch out here. Matrix - where do you guys get your sense of humour?? lol

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synack
Member
posted October 29, 2001 09:58 AM         
And now for something completely different ...

a man with three buttocks.

Osama bin Laden.

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SuperUnknown
Administrator
posted October 29, 2001 06:05 PM            
This messaged was Top Secret Level 3 classified.This BBS will self detruct in 10 seconds 5,4,3....
Much Navy presence there?Submarines?Most I heard is that the Navy is protecting out major East Coast cities.

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ni
Member
posted October 29, 2001 06:31 PM            
lol Synack!!! That WAS something completely different!

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I'd Like to buy soom Cheeeeeezzz!!!!

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coax
Administrator
posted October 30, 2001 04:11 AM            
i hope you enjoy the role of emissary. Sounds really cool, and a tuff job.

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted October 30, 2001 07:10 PM            
"Matrix - where do you guys get your sense of humour?? lol"

reruns of obscure comedies like:

Are you being served.
Faulty Towers.
The Benny Hill Show
Monty Python

and

The Kenny evverett Video Show !

lol.... other than that we like "Friends" and "Cheers"

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Rex R
Member
posted October 31, 2001 03:04 AM            
I seem to recall the brits liking the show 'Dallas'...and taking wagers as to who shot J.R.

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=DNX= Matrix
Member
posted October 31, 2001 08:36 AM            
ya that was a mad time back in the 80's - and when "the man from atlantis" patrick duffy emerged from the shower at the end of one season everyone here went ** WHAT ** !

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