Hi! I'm Vort, and this is my game! There's a few things you should know about me. First of all, I live to move. Move, move move. I'm always moving.

Second, I like to collect coins. I've been told that “collect” isn't the best word. My friends call it “hoarding”. My therapist calls it “an unhealthy obsession”. But I can't help it! I'm a videogame character, and we're predisposed to these sorts of things! Oh, rings too. I love collecting rings!

But it's not all smooth sailing; sometimes I have really bad luck. It seems like everywhere I go there's either a spiky pit or those stupid ghost balls. I hate those things!

LIKES Coins. Going fast! Rings. Coins. Power ups. Coins. Long walks on the beach.

DISLIKES Ghost balls. Long lineups at the bank. Traps. Who keeps putting those things everywhere?

So buy my game! If you buy my game I'll be your very best friend.

Thank you!